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Actual picture of me working

diglettdevious:

andrivette:

laziestmouse:

I used to work in a high street shoe shop. It had a kids department and one day the management decided to see how I’d handle customer complaints. Long story short, I was the supervisor in the kids dept. for a day.

A woman came in with her 2 toddlers and a relatively new-born child. After dragging a staff-member out from the stockroom to fit the shoes. After a little while, the woman checks her watch and and catches my eye

“Excuse me? Would it be okay if I feed Joey here?”. She emphasised the ‘feed’ so I had an idea of what she meant. I asked her how she would mean to do it and she smiled and grabbed a large, wide-weave poncho from her bag. She told me that she drapes it over herself to allow her son to feed from inside. I saw no problem with it and held Joey whilst she arranged herself (Little fella didn’t like me much).

She carries on with her business with Joey feeding under the poncho. Another woman comes downstairs and I greet her as usual. She rounds the corner and as soon as she claps eyes on the breast-feeding scenario, she turned to me and started yelling.

“You can’t let her do that here!”

“And why not madam? It’s only natural” I felt like flying off the handle but I kept cool

“What if the blanket was to fall off? She’d be exposing her breast to everyone in the room!”

“Madam, as much as I could argue about this with you the whole day, if you continue to make a fuss about it, I will have to ask you to leave.”

“I’ll be back with my husband! He wont like this!”. She stormed off back up the stairs, the manager comes down after hearing the shouting. I explained to him what had happened and he said that he will handle the complaint if there was one. I was in the right.

Shouty customer comes back later (The other woman left a few minutes after the ordeal) with husband in tow. Wife points in my direction and the husband walks over to me

“You the one who made my wife leave?”

I’m currently scared out of my wits because the man is 6’3” and built like Thor but I manage an answer. “Yes I am but I had good reason”

He then said “I know” and shook my hand and left. His wife spluttered as she tried to ask him what just happened and he turned around to her and said “for once in your life you’ve left a shoe shop without buying anything. If I can’t shake the hand of the man who did that, I don’t know what I can do”

That concludes story time with George

I like story time with George.

George is the best story-teller. 

theperfectpalindrome:

svdp:

These guys are window washers at the children’s hospital in Memphis. After being asked several times by the children if they were spiderman or superman, the workers decided to buy the costumes and actually show up as the superheros.  Full story HERE

Always a reblog!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

the-real-scott-pilgrim:

If someone is ever making sexual advances and you feel uncomfortable

Just look them in the eye and say ‘diarrhea’ 

I’m crying

byrongraffiti:

If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.

(Source: ByronGraffiti)

This show

(Source: gemmajadeeee)

jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

-behindbars:

invisiblechickens:

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

i need feminism because when i go to heavy metal concerts the man i stand next to is assumed to be my boyfriend that dragged me along

I need feminism because when my brother was depressed, my parents took him to a therapist, but they dismiss my depression as being hormonal.

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

This is fantastic

(Source: chibigordonramsay)

brandnewechelon:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET

Fantastic

adultnapped:

do he got the booty?

no 

Krispy Kreme’s with Meg and Beth 😋🍩🍩🍩🍩

Life Lessons from Adventure Time

(Source: ambiendew)

ksmith56:

Abandoned Tumblr

Dude this scares the fuck out of me

(Source: quantumeagle)